Perhaps because no one is quite certain to what extent George Lucas is constrained by man's law (and what this means in terms of vengeful retribution), or because criticizing him and knowing he heard you would feel kind of like disappointing your dad, no one has attempted to create the following masterpiece. Until now.
I give you what is undoubtedly going to be the undisputed best movie of 2010: The People vs. George Lucas.
Best quote from the trailer:
You're smart to be deferential, MC Frontalot. George is always listening. He senses a disturbance in the force. I hope the people making this film stashed some copies of the negatives on Hoth, where the ice storms make it hard for Imperial probes to navigate.
All I'm saying is, don't be surprised if the premiere is steamrolled by a battalion of Stormtroopers.