Internet Mixtape

What Not to Ask Batman this Time of Year

(via Digg)

Hull problems?

(via Reddit user Beren87...great name!)

Introducing the Inevitable: Three Worf Moon

You know you already thought of it, but didn't have the guts to make it happen. Twitter user dinoignacio has taken a necessary step for us all, and I, for one, thank him for it. So is anyone going to actually make this thing real so I can buy it, please?

 

(via Fernando Rizo, via Buzzfeed, via Twitpic)

Animals on Ice Skates

Have you ever seen a bear on ice skates? Usually these kinds of situations don't go very well, but when it's done right, it's brilliant. This video is amazing, but I also kind of want to see a video of someone trying to put ice skates on a bear in the first place.

I did a search for other animals on ice skates, but only found one video. It was well worth the effort...

Turkish Ice Cream Man Channels Buster Keaton

So hilarious for everyone watching, so frustrating for the person trying to buy an ice cream cone...

Twits: Dramatic Readings of Celebrity Twitter Updates

This is more or less the best thing ever. The girl reading P. Diddy is great, but the Lindsay Lohan guy has something special going on.

(via Metafilter)

The Only Upside of Widespread Global Warming

...is that Bearsharktopus will lose its natural habitat: your deepest, darkest fears.

I know, it's a few days stale already, but last week, for no real reason, someone posted the following image to Reddit because he "knows Reddit likes bears and sharks."

Nice job! As expected, within minutes came the first build, Bearsharktopus:

Then, within a matter of minutes....Baconbearsharktopus, Smokedbaconbearsharktopus, and, naturally, Gentlesmokedbaconbearsharktopus:

But these were all merely appetizers to the main course, which, if we're honest with ourselves and with our culture, we knew was inevitable...Three Bearsharktopus Moon:

The circle is now complete. And I haven't even mentioned "Obama fights Bearsharktopus." So much lulz, so little time...

Less than 24-Hours Later, the Kanye Mashups Begin

And this is probably the best possible application of this priceless bit of audio imaginable. I thought that nothing could quite top the Family Guy / Christian Bale freakout mashup, but this comes pretty damn close:

Whoever made this is an internet genius.

Digg: Ur Doing it Wrong

Best. Joy Division Cover. Ever.

If Ian Curtis was still alive, this is what hell would sound like for him:

I'd like to see Steel Harmony cover some other classics. You know, like NIN's "Hurt," or "Needle in The Hay," by Elliott Smith.

Playing a sad song on the steel drum is like trying to divide by zero. When someone eventually manages to do it, the only thing left will be the Large Hadron Collider, innocently purring into the darkness.