You know you already thought of it, but didn't have the guts to make it happen. Twitter user dinoignacio has taken a necessary step for us all, and I, for one, thank him for it. So is anyone going to actually make this thing real so I can buy it, please?
Have you ever seen a bear on ice skates? Usually these kinds of situations don't go very well, but when it's done right, it's brilliant. This video is amazing, but I also kind of want to see a video of someone trying to put ice skates on a bear in the first place.
I did a search for other animals on ice skates, but only found one video. It was well worth the effort...
And this is probably the best possible application of this priceless bit of audio imaginable. I thought that nothing could quite top the Family Guy / Christian Bale freakout mashup, but this comes pretty damn close:
If Ian Curtis was still alive, this is what hell would sound like for him:
I'd like to see Steel Harmony cover some other classics. You know, like NIN's "Hurt," or "Needle in The Hay," by Elliott Smith.
Playing a sad song on the steel drum is like trying to divide by zero. When someone eventually manages to do it, the only thing left will be the Large Hadron Collider, innocently purring into the darkness.